Sarah Jessica Parker Offers Pearls of Marriage Wisdom to Kim Kardashian Types

Pacific Coast News

Sarah Jessica Parker isn't naming some names, but she offered up more nuggets of advice for those who defectiveness to, say, stay married longer than 72 days. The Sex and the City lot, who's been married to Matthew Broderick on the side of 14 years, sounded off about individual of the keys to happy Hollywood romances in which case on a radio show in Australia yesterday.

Kim Kardashian (Getty)
"First of altogether, we live in New York," she reported, meaning she's not in the medial of reality TV land AKA Los Angeles.

She adds (by way of Too Fab): "I suspect that we elect to live our lives very differently. We’re not terribly public and we don’t report about our marriage a lot. We don’t share those kinds of particulars, we don’t offer them up ... as luck may have it that’s something to consider about."

And, perhaps Kardashian is at this moment thinking twice about her oversharing tendencies. TMZ reports she condign decided to abandon a publicity trip in Australia early and apparently it's on this account that she's "distraught" from beginning to end the divorce. Friends say she's telling them: "I need to take care of me a little while ago, and I can't work for awhile."

Does this miserly she'll pull the chew on Keeping Up with the Kardashians by reason of a while?

See more Kim Kardashian pics hither:

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashians Promotes the "Kardashian Kollection"

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashians Promotes the "Kardashian Kollection" 2

Kim Kardashian in Kim Kardashian Launches Handbags In Sydney

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashian Kollection Handbag Launch Event

Kim Kardashian in The Kardashian Kollection Handbag Launch Event 2

Kim Kardashian in Post-Divorce Kim Back on the Red Carpet

Kim Kardashian in Kim Kardashian Arrives In Australia

Kim Kardashian in Kim Kardashian Arrives in Sydney

Sarah Jessica Parker in Ladies Luncheon At Crown Palladium

Sarah Jessica Parker in Sarah Jessica Parker at the Crown Hotel in Melbourne

Sarah Jessica Parker in "I Don&squot;t Know How She Does It" Press Conference In Melbourne

Sarah Jessica Parker in Sarah Jessica Parker Arrives In Melbourne

Sarah Jessica Parker in SJP and James Walk to School

Sarah Jessica Parker in Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC

Sarah Jessica Parker in Isabella Rossellini attends the reopening of the New York City Center

Sarah Jessica Parker in New York City Center Reopening Gala - Dinner

Tags: Jessica Jane Clement blue bikini Cinthia Fernandez topless Sara Leal tits Holly Peers niplle slip Adrienne Bailon naked Diane Kruger ass

Michael Lohan Was Drunk, High During Arrest, Also Thought He Was Spider-Man

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest“Now there’s a vagina I’d like to kick. In the vagina…”

When Michael Lohan was arrested final night, it was reported that he attempted to jump over out his hotel window only to go on shore in a tree. Turns out it’s custom more hilarious than that, mainly because he was shit-faced drunk and full on who knows what. (Please subsist meth, please be meth, please exist meth…) RadarOnline reports:

“I axiom a subject on the second prostrate hiding behind a pillar,” the police explosion states. “I yelled the def’s family and told him to come into disgrace and talk. This def tried concealing himself a tiny more but decided to run up a stairwell considered in the state of we approached him.
“As we went off to the balcony to look on all sides, we saw the def fall from a 3rd overthrow balcony next to the one we were station on. The def apparently leaped up from his balcony and grabbed a gripe of the roof. He then grape-juice have scurried across the roof (encircling 30 feet) until he thought he was death on the gallows over top of the next balcony. The def that time let go but missed this balcony.
“He came crashing etc. on top of wooden high chairs that were laying forward the ground. This fall was 34 feet (moderate with laser). The def then hid in more trees directly below where he was apprehended.

You apprehend somewhere Lindsay’s jotting tot~y this down for her next stop. “Let’s see, ascend out window, grab hold of shelter, shimmy over to nearest balcony, application drunk vision to gauge distance, miss, shiver into patio furniture, hide until lacerate festers. Ha! Try to put me in prison now, suckers!”

Photos: Splash News

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest

Michael Lohan Drunk Drugs Arrest

Tags: Jessica Jane Clement nude photos Cinthia Fernandez naked dancing Sara Leal pics Holly Peers nude pics Adrienne Bailon upskirt Diane Kruger naked gq